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My name is Brock. I’ve been working in design since 2008 and have a Bachelor’s in Fine Arts in Media Arts & Animation from The Art Institute of Austin. I’ve worked in television, information technology, advertising, and in higher education.
My story is simple: in hope of gaining my freedom, I made a deal with a mysterious cube to help an ancient society of wizards grant people their wishes and fulfill their sick fantasies. Even though it can be a lot of work, it’s very rewarding, and I’m thrilled every time I delight my clients with special solutions to solve their problems, eliminate their obstacles, or communicate their agendas and plans for market dominance.
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Mission
Portfolio
A Collection of My Work
A diversified collection of considerable importance.
Welcome to my portfolio. A carefully curated assortment of stocks, bonds, priceless paintings, rare antiquities, and sacred relics acquired through entirely legitimate means. Unfortunately, my financial advisors and several international governing bodies have advised against publicly displaying those particular assets. So instead, you’ll find a collection of creative projects, artistic endeavors, and other things I’ve made with my hands and an unreasonable amount of computer time. Are they worth millions? Not yet. Will they appreciate in value? Almost certainly.
Please admire my amazing work responsibly.
Ask About
Products. Services. Unsolicited praise. Weird trades.
You’ve come to the right place.
Got a question? A project? A problem only someone of my extraordinary and suspiciously broad talents can solve?
You’ve come to the right place. Below you’ll find a comprehensive collection of things you can hire me for, pay me handsomely for, harass me about, praise me for, worship me over, or offer me rare collectibles in exchange for. Need professional services? Let’s talk. Want to collaborate? I’m listening. Have a weird business proposition, an obscure piece of memorabilia, or an emotionally complicated DM you need to send at 2:37 a.m.? My inbox exists for a reason. I accept money, admiration, interesting opportunities, rare artifacts, and the occasional sincere compliment.
Everything is negotiable. Except my greatness.
Clients
CLIENTS & CO-CONSPIRATORS.
My personality, but make it someone else’s accomplishments.
Nothing says “I’m kind of a big deal” like surrounding yourself with people who are actually a big deal. Below you’ll find an impressive assortment of names, logos, and professional relationships that I fully intend to leverage for personal gain. Did I contribute meaningful work to these organizations? Sure. But more importantly, can I casually mention them at parties to make strangers think I’m worth talking to? You bet your ass. Some call it name-dropping. Others call it shameless social climbing.
I call it brand strategy. Please adjust your opinion of me accordingly.
Tools
Education
Community Colleges & More
I’ve been to school. Several, actually.
Contrary to popular belief, my staggering intellect wasn’t entirely self-manufactured. Below you’ll find a list of institutions that graciously allowed me to occupy their classrooms, question their authority, and occasionally demonstrate a passing understanding of the curriculum. Not included are my extensive studies at the School of Hard Knocks, my ongoing enrollment in the University of Life, or that community college situation we’d all prefer to forget. Did I learn things? Absolutely. Did they learn things from me? One can only hope.
Behold my academic credentials. Please remain seated.
The Art Institute of Austin
Bachelor of Fine Arts | Media Arts & Animation
Austin, Texas | 2011
Belton High School
High School Diploma
Belton, Texas | 2006
Expertise
EXPERTISE.
Everything. Everywhere. All at once. But better.
Some people specialize. Some people diversify. I simply excel at everything. I eat a dozen eggs like Gaston, train like Rocky, and approach every discipline with the unwavering confidence of a man who has never been humbled by reality. Design? Mastered. Strategy? Conquered. Creativity? Invented it. Humility? Never heard of her. While others are busy finding their niche, I’m busy being the best around. Nothing’s ever gonna keep me down. 24 hours a day. 7 days a week. 365 days a year. Relentlessly pursuing total superiority over every person in every category, simultaneously. Is it exhausting being this exceptional? Probably for everyone else.
Behold my range. Fear my versatility. Respect the grind.
Awards
AWARDS & OTHER SHINY OBJECTS.
Proof of something. Probably.
Personally, I’m more proud of my nollie frontside noseslides, but I understand you nerds need plaques, trophies, and the occasional gold star to determine someone’s worth. So here you go. A collection of things people gave me for being good at stuff. Does any of this make me a good person? Absolutely not. Do I remember birthdays? Rarely. My own mother’s name? Depends. But apparently I’m award-winning, and that’s gotta count for something.
Please hold your applause. Or don’t. I worked hard for this.
2019 Rocky Mountain Emmy Award
Societal Concerns Special
Road to Recovery
Eagle Scout Award
Boy Scouts of America
Chisolm Trail Council
Values
Behold. My Values.
You didn’t ask. I’m telling you anyway.
Nobody asked for my opinion. And yet, here you are. On my website. Where I make the rules, control the narrative, and occasionally say something profound. So naturally, I’m going to tell you what I believe in. These are my values. My deeply held convictions. The principles by which I live, work, and occasionally judge others.
Behold them. Absorb them. Value what I value. They’re gold. You’re welcome.