Bienvenido | Bienvenue | ברוכים הבאים | أهلاً وسهلاً | 欢迎 | Willkommen
My name is Brock. I’ve been working in design since 2008 and have a Bachelor’s in Fine Arts in Media Arts & Animation from The Art Institute of Austin. I’ve worked in television, information technology, advertising, and in higher education.
My story is simple: in hope of gaining my freedom, I made a deal with a mysterious cube to help grant people their wishes and fulfill their sick fantasies. Even though it can be a lot of work, it’s very rewarding, and I’m thrilled every time I delight my clients with devious solutions to solve their problems, eliminate their obstacles, or communicate their bold agendas and plans for market dominance.
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Mission
Portfolio
A Collection of My Work
A diversified collection of considerable importance.
Welcome to my portfolio. A carefully curated assortment of stocks, bonds, priceless paintings, rare antiquities, and sacred relics acquired through entirely legitimate means. Unfortunately, my financial advisors have advised against publicly displaying those particular assets. So instead, you’ll find a collection of creative projects, artistic endeavors, and other things I’ve made with my hands and an unreasonable amount of computer time. Are they worth millions? Not yet. Will they appreciate in value? Almost certainly.
Please admire my amazing work responsibly.
Ask About
Products. Services. Unsolicited praise. Weird trades.
You’ve come to the right place.
Got a question? A project? A problem only someone of my extraordinary and super broad talents can solve? You’ve come to the right place. Below you’ll find a comprehensive collection of things you can hire me for, pay me handsomely for, harass me about, praise me for, worship me over, or offer me rare collectibles in exchange for. Need professional services? Let’s talk. Want to collaborate? I’m listening. Have a weird business proposition, or an obscure piece of memorabilia? My inbox exists for a reason. I accept money, admiration, interesting opportunities, rare artifacts, and the occasional sincere compliment.
Everything is negotiable. Except delivering a great product.
Clients
CLIENTS & CO-CONSPIRATORS.
My personality, but make it someone else’s accomplishments.
Nothing says “I’m kind of a big deal” like surrounding yourself with people who are actually a big deal. Below you’ll find an impressive assortment of names, logos, and professional relationships that I fully intend to leverage for personal gain. Did I contribute meaningful work to these organizations? Sure. But more importantly, can I casually mention them at parties to make strangers think I’m worth talking to? You bet your ass. Some call it name-dropping. Others call it shameless social climbing.
I call it brand strategy. Please adjust your opinion of me accordingly.
Tools
Education
Community College, Art School, & More
I’ve been to school. Several, actually.
Contrary to popular belief, my staggering intellect wasn’t entirely self-manufactured. Below you’ll find a list of institutions that graciously allowed me to occupy their classrooms, absorb all their knowledge, and occasionally demonstrate a masterful understanding of their curriculum. Did I learn things? Absolutely. Did they learn things from me? One can only hope.
Behold my academic credentials. Please remain seated.
The Art Institute of Austin
Bachelor of Fine Arts | Media Arts & Animation
Austin, Texas | 2011
Belton High School
High School Diploma
Belton, Texas | 2006
Expertise
EXPERTISE.
Everything. Everywhere. All at once. But better.
Some people specialize. Some people diversify. I simply excel at everything. I eat a dozen eggs everyday, train, and approach every discipline with the unwavering confidence of a man who has never been humbled because he is awesome and simply doesn’t fail. Design? Mastered. Strategy? Conquered. Creativity? Invented it. Humility? Never heard of it. While others are busy finding their niche, I’m busy being the best around. Nothing’s ever gonna keep me down. 24 hours a day. 7 days a week. 365 days a year. Relentlessly pursuing total superiority over every person in every category, simultaneously. Is it exhausting being this exceptional? Probably for everyone else.
Behold my range. Fear my versatility. Respect my grind.
Awards
AWARDS & OTHER SHINY OBJECTS.
Proof of something. Probably.
Personally, I’m more proud of my nollie frontside noseslides, but I understand you nerds need plaques, trophies, and the occasional gold star to determine someone’s worth. So here you go. A collection of things people gave me for being good at stuff. Does any of this make me a good person? Absolutely not. Do I remember birthdays? Rarely. My own mother’s name? Depends. But apparently I’m award-winning, and that’s gotta count for something.
Please hold your applause. Or don’t. I worked hard for this.
2019 Rocky Mountain Emmy Award
Societal Concerns Special
Road to Recovery
Eagle Scout Award
Boy Scouts of America
Chisolm Trail Council
Values
Behold. My Values.
You didn’t ask. I’m telling you anyway.
Nobody asked for my opinion. And yet, here you are. On my website. Where I make the rules, control the narrative, and occasionally say things that reveal that I’m a human being with actual thoughts and opinions. Since I’m not a woman, eunuch, and/or not fully retarded, I’m going to speak and tell you what I believe in. These are my values. My deeply held convictions. The principles by which I live, work, and occasionally judge others.
Behold them. Contemplate them. Value what I value. You’re welcome.