Bienvenido | Bienvenue | ברוכים הבאים | أهلاً وسهلاً | 欢迎 | Willkommen
My name is Brock. I’ve been working in design since 2008 and have a Bachelor’s in Fine Arts in Media Arts & Animation from The Art Institute of Austin. I’ve worked in television, information technology, advertising, and in higher education.
My story is simple: in hope of gaining my freedom, I made a pact with a mysterious cube to help grant people their wishes and fulfill their sick fantasies. Even though it can be a lot of work, it’s very rewarding, and I’m thrilled every time I delight my customers with thoughtful solutions to solve their problems, eliminate their obstacles, or communicate their bold agendas and plans for market dominance.
Mission
Portfolio
A Collection of My Work
A select collection of creative
Welcome to my portfolio. My carefully curated assortment of priceless paintings, rare antiquities, and sacred relics aren’t available for public display and might only exist in a secret store on some black market website on the dark web, so instead you’ll find a collection of creative projects and other things I’ve made over my career spending the best years of my life in front of screens. Has my work been seen by millions? Yes. Will it appreciate in value? It won’t but I have.
Browse my work at your leisure. No membership required.
Demo Reel
Everything. All of it. Stitched Together.
I have such sight to show you.
You opened the box. Inside is four minutes of my work, cut down to spare you the torment of scrolling through my portfolio. Will you make it past fifteen seconds? Probably not. Your attention span has been torn apart by TikTok and now you are literal brain rot.
Anyway, I should get back to work. If you need to summon me, the email address is below. Otherwise, go to hell.
Ask About
Products. Services. Unsolicited praise. Weird trades.
You’ve come to the right place.
Need a hand with a project? A problem to solve? You’ve come to the right place. Below you’ll find a comprehensive collection of things you hire me to execute. Tell me what you need, when you need it. Have a weird business proposition, or an obscure piece of memorabilia? My inbox exists for a reason. I accept money, admiration, interesting opportunities, the blood of my enemies, and the name of a good Beagle breeder if you got it.
People keep asking if I’m taking on projects. Yeah, I’m thinking I’m available.
Clients
CLIENTS & CO-CONSPIRATORS.
I snuck in and they gave me a key.
Nothing says “I’m kind of a big deal” like surrounding yourself with people who are actually a big deal. Below you’ll find an impressive assortment of names, logos, and professional relationships that I fully intend to leverage for personal gain. Did I contribute meaningful work to these organizations? Sure. But more importantly, can I casually mention them at parties to make you people think I’m worth talking to? You bet your ass. Some call it name-dropping. Others call it shameless social climbing.
Lloyd calls it brand strategy. Please adjust your opinion of me accordingly.
Tools
Education
From Community College to Art School
Not so confidentially? I’ve learned a thing or two.
Contrary to popular belief, rumors of my staggering genius aren’t entirely made up. Below you’ll find a list of institutions that I graciously allowed to occupy the space around my corporeal form for a few years after high school. I absorbed all their knowledge, demonstrated a masterful understanding of their curriculum, as well as dominated all their sports programs before they built statues of me and sent me on my way.
Behold my credentials. Bask in my achievement.
The Art Institute of Austin
Bachelor of Fine Arts | Media Arts & Animation
Austin, Texas | 2011
Belton High School
High School Diploma
Belton, Texas | 2006
Expertise
EXPERTISE
I have a well of knowledge at a depths wells only dream of
Some people specialize. Some people diversify. I simply excel at everything. I eat a dozen eggs everyday, train, and approach every discipline with the unwavering confidence of a man who has never been humbled because he is awesome and simply doesn’t fail. Design? Mastered. Strategy? Conquered. Creativity? Invented it. Humility? Never heard of it. While others are busy finding their niche, I’m busy being the best around. Nothing’s ever gonna keep me down. 24 hours a day. 7 days a week. 365 days a year. Relentlessly pursuing total superiority over every person in every category, simultaneously. Is it exhausting being this exceptional? Probably for everyone else.
Behold my range. Fear my versatility. Respect the grind and my beautiful mind.
Awards
AWARDS & NOTEWORTHY MENTIONS
Proof I did at least two things.
Personally, I’m more proud of my nollie frontside noseslides, but I understand you nerds need plaques, trophies, and the occasional gold star to determine someone’s worth. So here you go. A collection of things people gave me for being good at stuff. Does any of this make me a good person? Absolutely not. Do I remember birthdays? Rarely. My own mother’s name? Depends. But apparently I’m award-winning, and that’s gotta count for something.
Please hold your applause. Or don’t. I worked hard for this.
2019 Rocky Mountain Emmy Award
Societal Concerns Special
Road to Recovery
Eagle Scout Award
Boy Scouts of America
Chisolm Trail Council
Values
Behold. My Values
You didn’t ask. I’m telling you anyway
Nobody asked for my opinion. And yet, here you are. On my website. Where I make the rules, control the narrative, and occasionally say things that reveal that I’m a human being with actual thoughts, opinions, and hobbies like hiking and carving. These are my values. My deeply held beliefs. The principles by which I live, work, and occasionally judge others.
Contemplate them. Ponder them deeply.
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