We’re bringing it back!
Pack the wagon, brother!
Utah is getting crowded, Missouri has history, and somebody apparently decided the solution is a good old-fashioned colonization project.
Introducing Making Missouri Mormon Again: the completely unofficial campaign to convince a few adventurous Utahns to load up the moving truck, point it east, and reclaim our old stomping grounds. Think pioneer trek—but with air conditioning, GPS, and significantly fewer handcarts.
And hey, Utah might benefit too. Every community has a some Jello critics, maybe some of ours just need a change of scenery. New state. New neighbors. Fresh start. Everybody wins—or at least Missouri gets some very enthusiastic new residents.
Naturally, we’ve commemorated this totally serious historical undertaking with T-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, hats, beanies, mugs, stickers, posters, pillows, totes, backpacks and all the other essentials required for Make Missouri Mormon Again.
Wear it on the road trip. Slap it on the moving van. Sip from the mug while explaining to your family why you suddenly own property in Jackson County.
History happened there once. Why not make things happen again?
Making Missouri Mormon Again. Eastward ho, bro.
