Flock and Glock Coming to TikTok???
It’s the fictional and definitely not real corporate merger that absolutely should exist! One company brought the cameras, another brought the guns. And some executive looked at the two and asked the completely reasonable question: “Why aren’t these the same product?”
Introducing the totally fictional and definitely not the future of public safety: AI-operated firearm-cameras on every street corner! They see you. They recognize you. They probably know you rolled through that stop sign. What happens next? Let’s just say our legal department has strongly recommended we stop explaining the concept and refer you to James Cameron.
No more choosing between mass surveillance and an unnecessarily armed future dystopia. Now you can spend too much time worrying about both!
Naturally, such a catastrophically questionable technological breakthrough and milestone in human development deserves merchandise. Celebrate the genesis of armed superintelligence with T-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, hats, beanies, mugs, stickers, posters, pillows, totes, backpacks and more.
Wear it while waving enthusiastically at the camera and smiling. Buy a mug for your partner to break the news you’ve been secretly recording them for the past decade. Grab a hoodie before the algorithm decides these super soft hoodies are too comfortable and negatively impact productivity.
The future is automated. The cameras are watching. The masses are sending Super Chats.
Coming to absolutely no street corner, yet.
