Not in Texas
Don’t Mess With Sexes. Look, sex can be fun. Sex can be great. Sex can also be a spectacularly effective way to turn one questionable decision into approximately eighteen years of calendar events, expenses, and explaining yourself to your parents.
So maybe think ahead, bro.
The Don’t Mess With Sexes collection is your friendly, mildly inappropriate reminder that actions have consequences—and sometimes those consequences need diapers. We’ve slapped the message across hats, T-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, stickers, mugs, posters, totes, backpacks, pillows and all kinds of other stuff, because apparently responsible decision-making needed merch.
Wear it to parties. Wear it on dates. Give it to that one friend who consistently makes terrible decisions after 11 p.m. Hang it somewhere prominent as a gentle reminder that five minutes of thinking can save you from a whole lot of explaining later.
Buy this hat and remind everyone to wear a condom, close your legs, or to start saving for college.
Romantic? Not particularly. Practical? Absolutely.
Make good choices. Make bad choices carefully. Know what you’re getting yourself into.
Don’t Mess With Sexes, bro.