Red, Blue, and White Mystery Flavor
Deep Red & Blue States. Somebody has to keep the paperwork moving, bro.
Presidents come and go. Prime ministers change. Parties win, parties lose. But somewhere deep inside a government building, somebody with a laminated badge, seventeen years of seniority, and absolutely no intention of updating the spreadsheet is still running things.
Welcome to Deep Red & Blue States—our salute to the completely fictional worldwide bureaucracy supposedly keeping civilization operating while elected officials argue on tv.
Who else is going to authorize Abortion Patio Bars in New York? Protect Vegemite Prison Colony rights in Australia? Ensure Canadians can safely sport the Aladdin costume? Coordinate Drag Shows for the Children of Silicon Valley workers? Or investigate the mysterious Steve Urkel Effect currently sweeping Germany?
Exactly. Government is complicated.
Naturally, we’ve commemorated this completely ridiculous administrative machine with T-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, hats, beanies, mugs, stickers, posters, pillows, totes, backpacks and more.
Red state? Blue state? Deep state? Altered state?
Doesn’t matter. Somewhere there’s a form for it.
So grab some merch, find the correct department, take a number, and please allow six to eight weeks for processing.
Deep Red & Blue States. The bureaucracy runs deep.
