I’m a clearly a Brock Israelite
Brock Lives Matter. Always have. Always will. And frankly, it’s about time somebody started talking about it.
From ancient Brocks doing important Brock stuff to the modern Brocks quietly holding civilization together, Brock history is everywhere—you just have to know where to look. That’s why October is Brock History Month, a glorious month dedicated to remembering the achievements, struggles, questionable decisions, and general excellence of Brocks around the world.
And yes, Brock is even a Brock Israelite, tracing his completely unofficial lineage through generations of legendary Brocks whose stories may or may not have been suspiciously absent from your history textbooks.
Celebrate accordingly.
The Brock Lives Matter collection spreads the message across T-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, hats, beanies, mugs, stickers, posters, pillows, totes, backpacks and a ridiculous assortment of other Brock-approved merchandise. Wear it. Hang it. Stick it somewhere. Drink coffee out of a Brock Lives Matter mug while contemplating the idea of not owning that mug, having a communist pod family, and believing our future emperor is a living god man.
Whether you are a Brock, know a Brock, love a Brock, or simply recognize the tremendous contributions Brocks have made to Brockkind, there’s something here for you.
Broctober comes once a year. Brock pride is forever.
Learn Brock history. Support your local Brock. Brock Lives Matter, bro.
