If you know 10 people and they know 10 people, trust me
Utah MLMs. Hey girl! Haven’t talked since high school, but I have an AMAZING opportunity for you, bro.
Welcome to Utah, where the mountains are beautiful, the streets are wide, and there’s a decent chance somebody you vaguely remember is about to message you with an exciting business opportunity.
We have MLMs. Lots of MLMs. Supplements, oils, skincare, shakes, mystery powders and things you didn’t know needed a monthly subscription until your neighbor explained the compensation plan.
And don’t forget the fresh-out-of-high-school recruiting season! Find some ambitious 18-year-olds, promise them the summer of a lifetime, pile them into shared housing somewhere three states away, and have them knock doors in the heat for twelve hours a day while earning approximately enough money to buy the motivational book their sales manager recommended.
Naturally, we made merch for every occasion.
Wear it selling door-to-door. Wear it while messaging every Facebook friend you’ve accumulated since 2009. Wear it while transforming church friends, neighbors, cousins, former roommates and random acquaintances into exciting new business prospects.
We’ve got T-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, hats, beanies, mugs, stickers, posters, pillows, totes, backpacks and more.
Build your network. Grow your downline. Chase that next rank.
And remember: you’re not bothering your friends.
Believe me, the idea is money, bro!
