Description
When I grew up, I saw Safe Place signs across town. “It was like, if you’re a kid and somebody is hurting you, come here and we’ll help”. Now there are Safe Space signs everywhere and it’s like “Come here, so we can teach you about sodomy and sterilize you.If you like the idea of being a sterile, cat-person, with a chronically sore rectum, or know somebody who is, have I got the swim trunks for you!
- Fabric composition: (may vary by 5%) 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
- Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
- Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 5.13 oz/yd² (174 g/m²)
- Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
- Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
- Elastic waistband with drawcord
- Mesh pockets
- Small inside pocket for valuables
- UPF 50+
