Description
When I grew up, I saw Safe Place signs across town. “It was like, if you’re a kid and somebody is hurting you, come here and we’ll help”. Now there are Safe Space signs everywhere and it’s like “Come here, so we can teach you about sodomy and sterilize you.If you like the idea of being a sterile, non-contributing, cat-person, with a chronically sore rectum, or know somebody who is, have I got the laptop sleeve for you!
- 100% neoprene
- 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
- 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)
- Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
- Snug fit
- Faux fur interior lining
- Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
- Padded zipper binding
- Blank product sourced from China







